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Michael Jordan’s Crying Meme Gets the Joke in His Tears

— Dante Clark

I show him how to use his face
to get a laugh
by adding the head
of (arguably) the greatest basketball player of all time to the body of some (definite) loser
with my smartphone
on social media

example:
Lebron losing a playoff game equals Michael Jordan Crying Face

example:
Hillary losing the election equals Michael Jordan Crying Face

example:
Earth losing its glaciers equals Michael Jordan Crying Face

get it?
not one body is safe
cuz it’s a funny frown to look at
depending on how it’s angled

shit’s hilarious

example:
Kanye endorsing Trump equals Michael Jordan Crying Face

example:
my heroes turning into villains equals Michael Jordan Crying Face

our planet is dying
just like each body on it
is rolling on the floor
snuggling the grassy covers
of our future graves
with laughter

I wish my children a future where they can live and laugh in this world the way we do
but they say a joke kills best when the room can’t see it coming

example:
an app that knows my image beeps on my phone—it’s a picture of me
with the aforementioned’s Crying Face


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